time football and sometimes very poor household. Have you ever noticed among soccer players, the minor form and early Alzheimer's? Take 30 000 subjects under observation for 90 minutes, submit them to a poor match for their beloved team and interrogate later. Ask them on the capabilities of the coach and management responsibilities. The results are staggering, severe symptoms appear.
Guinea pigs are experiencing memory loss regarding events near, but kept all their lucidity in their glory years. As Tata Paula remembers having danced the waltz at 57 with beautiful Gianni, but who remembers most of the kava 9:07 with his son Eddy. Just like we remember perfectly, even those who had not emerged, the European title 83, but we forget the Athléthico and the 30th title last May. After a poor game, people remember more the victory lap three months ago ... when Ariel was worn like a victorious general by his team.
Symptom following is what the subject shows a change in personality, mood? Answer: Yes! Three times yes! While for months the lambda support goes to the stadium for a drink with his buddies, to give blows of pogne in the back, laughing, singing the glory of his club, encouraging his men, and give the thrill of loving to 30000; subject to the same people saw their defeat cuti. Replace the whistles songs, arm honors replace the applause, and more ... disappointed ... would exchange many pats on the back with his fist in the face. As Uncle Claudy that supports its more Ginette, the heroes are reviled and, soon, throw them!
index number 3: Loss and / or language difficulties. Illness kicking bag words, and puts a nice footoir. Is confusion, chaos, black. Examples: "Herman resign!" has replaced "Herman Congratulations!", "Ariel Out!" for "Ariel Encore!" and "Another goal for this cle Gillet" for "One more goal in full sight of Gillet!" .
all fits, the symptoms are there and I put my diagnosis: Amnesia soccer players. I filed a patent, send results in International Medicine News, and I expect the Nobel Prize for medicine, or football, or both. But I do not dream, I would not Nobel. For it, he had had to remain anonymous guinea pigs. I could still believe that Ariel and Herman are borrowing names like Paula, Gianni, Eddy, Claudy Ginette.Mais and let's face it, is to stick to the news that I chose purple. Let's just say that as the flu, amnesia soccer players is seasonal and contagious. Seasonal, she returned after each squawk at the start of each crisis. Contagious in the past, acute cases were observed in patients sedges, in zwart blauw, blue, yellow .... no one seems immune.
Then Ariel, you who is in the eye of the storm right now, here is the treatment: two wins and six points in the purse. It should heal quickly if amnesia soccer players, and calm the access fever. Dosage: Stay warm at the Parc Astrid all week and used it to take three points in Europa League in midweek and 3 new items in Jupiler League at the end from we. Attention, even if slightly better after Thursday night, please complete the treatment. Relapse may be fatal. And above all, must be confident, I noted instances of remission: Adrie and Dominico are already been there this season and are again in full health!
And Ariel, even if the dice are loaded and we'll throw you to oblivion ..., are more nostalgic supporters that amnesia and in 3 years when the next crisis, many will Athletico will remember the title and the 30th ....
Get well soon.
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